It’s free, it’s illegal, just do it.

—Sam’s philosophical take on downloading video games

#funny   #video games   #personal   #geek   

stormageddons-peasant:

silence-just-fell:

Oh dear God … why am I laughing so hard??

why is this so perfect?
 Can anyone else just hear him? “Actually, look, sorry, just cutting in this here- masterpiece, is it?  Oh, the stories I could tell you. Do you know this idea actually came from- well. You’re humans.  Best you don’t know right? But  anyway my point, yes my point. Oh dear, I was going somewhere  with that ramble and it was terribly important, I do apologise.  Ugh! I NEED A BIGGER HEAD FOR ALL MY TIME LORDLINESS! First  and last time I  will ever say that. Remind me to never say that again,  yeah? Good. So anyway as I was saying…” - littlesadeyes.tumblr.com

stormageddons-peasant:

silence-just-fell:

Oh dear God … why am I laughing so hard??

why is this so perfect?

Can anyone else just hear him?
Actually, look, sorry, just cutting in this here- masterpiece, is it? Oh, the stories I could tell you. Do you know this idea actually came from- well. You’re humans. Best you don’t know right? But anyway my point, yes my point. Oh dear, I was going somewhere with that ramble and it was terribly important, I do apologise. Ugh! I NEED A BIGGER HEAD FOR ALL MY TIME LORDLINESS! First and last time I will ever say that. Remind me to never say that again, yeah? Good. So anyway as I was saying…” - littlesadeyes.tumblr.com

(via davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe)


carasca:

Real gags and bloopers from the film “Easy A” with Emma Stone

(Source: carasfilm)

#easy a   #bloopers   #funny   #video   #emma stone   #ugh my baby   

(Source: tryingtofindatlantis13, via stephiesevastra)

t-wix:

I LOVE GRAPH PAPER

t-wix:

I LOVE GRAPH PAPER

(Source: your-love-is-stupid)

#graph paper   #funny   #sarcasm   #feelings   #hipster   

Sam: They have my milkshake because my milkshake brings all the boys to the diner, and they're like 'Sam, that's your ass not a milkshake,' and I'm like, 'Damn right it's my ass, I could teach you,' and they're like 'What?' And I'm like 'Calculus.'

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via katsteve)

#weather   #college   #class   #funny   #humor   #newspaper   

(Source: nevver, via wweltschmerz-deactivated2013081)

#chart   #infographic   #thanksgiving   #funny   #family   

thenextweb:

Yes, someone’s gone and created a simple Web app that lets you fool the world at some hilarious thing Siri just said. Sure, you’re not going to fool anyone for long (it’s easy to test if Siri really will say what you claim it will) but for some quick, fun japes around Apple’s voice interface, iFakeSiri is the place to go.
(via Create Fake Siri Conversations - The Next Web)

thenextweb:

Yes, someone’s gone and created a simple Web app that lets you fool the world at some hilarious thing Siri just said. Sure, you’re not going to fool anyone for long (it’s easy to test if Siri really will say what you claim it will) but for some quick, fun japes around Apple’s voice interface, iFakeSiri is the place to go.

(via Create Fake Siri Conversations - The Next Web)

(via ialreadydontlikeyou)

#android   #iphone   #siri   #apple   #google   #funny   #robots   #ai   

Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.

gallifreyanguru:

suckmyphallus:

suckmyvagina

omfg

(via start—over)

gallifreyangvagina

I’d hit that then time lock it.

Neonpinkvagina.
Yup.

#vagina   #sex   #meme   #funny   #tumblr spam   #text   

airation:

sammiwatsongirl:

I see nothing wrong with this

We will prevail! We’ve learned our lessons from the bravest and best. ♥

(Source: lucithor, via gallifreyanguru-deactivated2011)

thedailywhat:

Super Duper Mega Ultra Thanksgiving Link Round Up Spectavaganzapaloozarama Supreme:
What To Cook: Complete Guide to a Stress-Free Thanksgiving; 22 Awesome Last-Minute Thanksgiving Recipes; songs to listen to while you cook.
What To Watch: A comprehensive list of every single Thanksgiving weekend TV show and movie marathon; all the football games you need to watch this weekend; 4 Ways to Look Smart About Football on Thanksgiving; Flavorpill’s Zagat-Style Guide to TV’s Best Thanksgiving Episodes.
Turkey Day Traditions: President Obama performs traditional pardoning of two turkeys; Turkeys at the White House; Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?; the official Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade route; watch it live online; photos of the balloons being blown up; balloons of parades past; Thanksgiving. In. SPAAAAAACE; 105-pound Korean woman wins first annual turkey eating world championship.
Thanksgiving Travel: Top 3 ways to spot delays; tips for flying; tips for driving; Infographic: How we travel.
Black Friday: All the Black Friday deals; how to tell if a deal is really a deal; Your Guide to Black Friday Scams; 13 Black Friday Sales You Can Snag on the Web.
Fun And Games: 20 Awesome #LiteraryTurducken Tweets Mash Together Popular Book Titles; Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies.
Topical Stuff(ing): don’t forget the pepper spray; Megyn Kelly Pepper Spray Thanksgiving; Martha Stewart Pepper Sprays a Turkey.
Leftovers: “Jingle Bells” Was Originally Written for Thanksgiving and other fun Thanksgiving facts; Infographic: The Worst Dinner Guest Ever; The 10 people you absolutely should not invite over for Thanksgiving this year; 10 Turkeys Finding Out About Thanksgiving; Famous Turkey Last Words; a winning compilation of Thanksgiving FAILs; From The Archives: Adam Sandler’s “Thanksgiving Song.”
Last But Not Least: Thank you.
[image: incidental.]

thedailywhat:

Super Duper Mega Ultra Thanksgiving Link Round Up Spectavaganzapaloozarama Supreme:

What To Cook: Complete Guide to a Stress-Free Thanksgiving; 22 Awesome Last-Minute Thanksgiving Recipes; songs to listen to while you cook.

What To Watch: A comprehensive list of every single Thanksgiving weekend TV show and movie marathon; all the football games you need to watch this weekend; 4 Ways to Look Smart About Football on Thanksgiving; Flavorpill’s Zagat-Style Guide to TV’s Best Thanksgiving Episodes.

Turkey Day Traditions: President Obama performs traditional pardoning of two turkeys; Turkeys at the White House; Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?; the official Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade route; watch it live online; photos of the balloons being blown up; balloons of parades past; Thanksgiving. In. SPAAAAAACE; 105-pound Korean woman wins first annual turkey eating world championship.

Thanksgiving Travel: Top 3 ways to spot delays; tips for flying; tips for driving; Infographic: How we travel.

Black Friday: All the Black Friday deals; how to tell if a deal is really a deal; Your Guide to Black Friday Scams; 13 Black Friday Sales You Can Snag on the Web.

Fun And Games: 20 Awesome #LiteraryTurducken Tweets Mash Together Popular Book Titles; Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies.

Topical Stuff(ing): don’t forget the pepper spray; Megyn Kelly Pepper Spray Thanksgiving; Martha Stewart Pepper Sprays a Turkey.

Leftovers: “Jingle Bells” Was Originally Written for Thanksgiving and other fun Thanksgiving facts; Infographic: The Worst Dinner Guest Ever; The 10 people you absolutely should not invite over for Thanksgiving this year; 10 Turkeys Finding Out About Thanksgiving; Famous Turkey Last Words; a winning compilation of Thanksgiving FAILs; From The Archives: Adam Sandler’sThanksgiving Song.”

Last But Not Least: Thank you.

[image: incidental.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

#thanksgiving   #map   #chart   #thedailywhat   #funny   #thankful   

Jeroen Willemse
Disney Who?
I'll Make A Companion Out Of You
 

fyeahhipsterdoctor:

hairandglasses:

emptyjerrycan:

Doctor Who meets Mulan: I’LL MAKE A COMPANION OUT OF YOU

Let’s get down to business,
to see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face!

You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make a first-rate companion
out of you.

All of the credit goes to shutupandgetinthetardis for writing these lyrics. As soon as I read them, I knew I had to.

Basically, this is the best thing ever.

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THESE CONVERSE SNEAKERS

His face on Mulan. 

His face. 

His face.

HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN’T EVEN.

(via theehokeypokey)

#doctor who   #song   #mulan   #parody   #companion   #funny   

(Source: starbuckara, via colormeorgasmic)

#funny   #gif   #google   #google earth   

(Source: hidebehindlaughter, via lovelikeviolencee-deactivated20)

#funny   #leaf   #sarcastic