—Sam’s philosophical take on downloading video games
Oh dear God … why am I laughing so hard??
why is this so perfect?
Can anyone else just hear him?
“Actually, look, sorry, just cutting in this here- masterpiece, is it? Oh, the stories I could tell you. Do you know this idea actually came from- well. You’re humans. Best you don’t know right? But anyway my point, yes my point. Oh dear, I was going somewhere with that ramble and it was terribly important, I do apologise. Ugh! I NEED A BIGGER HEAD FOR ALL MY TIME LORDLINESS! First and last time I will ever say that. Remind me to never say that again, yeah? Good. So anyway as I was saying…” - littlesadeyes.tumblr.com
|Sam:||They have my milkshake because my milkshake brings all the boys to the diner, and they're like 'Sam, that's your ass not a milkshake,' and I'm like, 'Damn right it's my ass, I could teach you,' and they're like 'What?' And I'm like 'Calculus.'|
Yes, someone’s gone and created a simple Web app that lets you fool the world at some hilarious thing Siri just said. Sure, you’re not going to fool anyone for long (it’s easy to test if Siri really will say what you claim it will) but for some quick, fun japes around Apple’s voice interface, iFakeSiri is the place to go.
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
I’d hit that then time lock it.
I see nothing wrong with this
We will prevail! We’ve learned our lessons from the bravest and best. ♥
Super Duper Mega Ultra Thanksgiving Link Round Up Spectavaganzapaloozarama Supreme:
What To Watch: A comprehensive list of every single Thanksgiving weekend TV show and movie marathon; all the football games you need to watch this weekend; 4 Ways to Look Smart About Football on Thanksgiving; Flavorpill’s Zagat-Style Guide to TV’s Best Thanksgiving Episodes.
Turkey Day Traditions: President Obama performs traditional pardoning of two turkeys; Turkeys at the White House; Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?; the official Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade route; watch it live online; photos of the balloons being blown up; balloons of parades past; Thanksgiving. In. SPAAAAAACE; 105-pound Korean woman wins first annual turkey eating world championship.
Leftovers: “Jingle Bells” Was Originally Written for Thanksgiving and other fun Thanksgiving facts; Infographic: The Worst Dinner Guest Ever; The 10 people you absolutely should not invite over for Thanksgiving this year; 10 Turkeys Finding Out About Thanksgiving; Famous Turkey Last Words; a winning compilation of Thanksgiving FAILs; From The Archives: Adam Sandler’s “Thanksgiving Song.”
Last But Not Least: Thank you.
I'll Make A Companion Out Of You
Doctor Who meets Mulan: I’LL MAKE A COMPANION OUT OF YOU
Let’s get down to business,
to see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face!
You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make a first-rate companion
out of you.
All of the credit goes to shutupandgetinthetardis for writing these lyrics. As soon as I read them, I knew I had to.
Basically, this is the best thing ever.
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THESE CONVERSE SNEAKERS
His face on Mulan.
HIS FUCKING FACE I CAN’T EVEN.