Beer Garden and tacos at the Oval for Awesome Fest! (at Eakin’s Oval)
Silver carpet at the Transformers premiere! #transformers #silver #carpet #movie (at Ziegfeld Theatre)
—sharing sad headcanons with friends (via shehunters)
What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then she’d brush by it and remember that she wanted to write. everybody took time to write out what they wanted and I just sat at the back of the class, sitting on the windowsill and I knew there was only one thing to write but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. at the end of the class after everybody left, I went to thank her for the year, and she told me that people should be reading my words for a long time, but they won’t be able to do that if I’m not around to write them. I showed her the blank piece of paper, and she said it was okay not to write anything, and then I wrote this. I learned the power of words in that class, I learned it was okay to vomit up half a dozen notebooks stained with blood and exploded pens because it means you have something to say.
Technology then and now
at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn
As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”
now that is a review
Wembley Stadium: Fetus One Direction watching their own success.
1957: Norwich City Council’s first computer, being delivered
I love now.
Happy 33rd Birthday Chris Evans!
❝I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.❞
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
make me choose: andrew garfield
"I learned so much. The level of preparation he comes with is staggering. He moves with you and gives you whatever you need to reach that place. He’s the opposite of an island. So many actors are out for themselves, and that’s the last thing he is. He’s also a total fuck.”
"She’s a complete fuck," says Garfield.